August 8th, 2006

she walks out with empty arms

i hope you die in the back of a volkswagen

Leaving work this morning, I was cut off and nearly forced onto the shoulder of the road by a non-signaling gigantic Lexus SUV, packed full of kids with a personalized license plate and a "god bless our troops" magnetic yellow ribbon on the back.

It just couldn't have been any more fitting.

Once I finished my swerve and got my little car back in the center of the lane where I liked it, I flipped off the SUV, to the shock of the gaping children in the rear seat.

Fuck them all.
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