December 26th, 2007

shinyeyes

quotable conversation.

"Baby, what happened? I didn't used to have to take pills every day, and i didn't used to put on eye cream at night so my eyes don't look puffy. What happened? Am I getting old?"

"Well, sweetie, you used to be thinner too. But I'll bet your tits weren't as nice!"

He's so lucky he's cute!