1. I need more than three hours sleep to get through a graveyard shift.
2. I can only be social with so many people at once.
3. I kick ass at Ms. Pac Man when i'm hung over.
4. There were reasons that I ditched my old friends years ago.
5. It's hard to hide a keg.
6. I'm getting too old for this.
It's gonna be a long time before i attempt anything like this again.