Have you ever smoked heroin? yes - my veins suck
Do you own a gun? no
Have you ever been arrested? nope
How many of your friends have committed suicide? none
Do you shave your crotch? of course - it's the only polite thing to do
Would you fuck someone in a cemetery? if it wasn't too cold out
Do you ever punch yourself? um, no.
Have you ever killed an animal? by the hundreds. but for good reasons.
Are you Irish? nope
Who would you punch if you could? I've got one particular girl in mind.
What do you think of hot dogs? i think they are repulsive
What's your favorite Christmas song? 12/25 - u.s. bombs
What is your favorite smell? purple hair dye
What do you prefer to drink in the morning? beer
Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you had the chance? sf, in a heartbeat.
Do you do pushups? not really. i should.
Do you ever fantasize about murder? yup
Would you fuck Victoria Gotti if you could? ew. no.
Have you ever done ecstasy? yup
Are you straightedge? hah. no.
Are you vegan? not quite
Do you shoplift? i can't. i feel guilty if i steal.
What's the last thing you stole? mp3s
Do you ski or snowboard? i tried. it's a bad thing.
What do you think of moustaches? i fucking hate them.
Do you use hair gel? no.
Do you sniff cocaine? it's been ages. since i lived with my favorite coke-sniffing goth.
Who is your favorite serial killer? i've never really thought about that. i don't think i have one.
Have you ever made out with your friend's bf or gf? depends on how i'm defining "friend"
Have you ever been caught mid-hump? yup - there's a very candid picture floating around somewhere.
Have you been shot? no
Have you ever been hospitalized? yup, four or five times.
Do you like painkillers? yes, very much so.
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? beer
Do you own a knife? a few
Have you played ghettopoly? no
Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"? no. i sent other people to do it for me.
Do you have A.D.D.? no
Have you ever had a head injury? nope
How many virgins have you slept with? just one.
Do you love the pain a tattoo brings? yup!