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just perfect.

My oven was delivered! Good, yes?

No!

I can't figure out how to light the pilot light, and my ancient gas fixtures stick way out from the wall, meaning my oven is about eight inches from the wall. It looks just fucking awesome. really.

This house needs so much work i can't afford.

It needs new (non-carpet) floors.
It needs a dishwasher that cleans things in one cycle.
It needs the hole in the window frame fixed.
It needs a working a/c.
It needs a doorknob for the hall closet.
It needs the red couch from IKEA.

It needs an owner that has half a clue what she's doing.

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( 9 made me bleed — cut me )
alexvdl
Apr. 16th, 2006 01:51 am (UTC)
I read... it needs a working alc. My head had Kasey coming home from work and yelling "WOMAN?! WHERE'S MY BOURBON!?" And then throwing shit around.

allthingsshiny
Apr. 16th, 2006 01:52 am (UTC)
oh, this house already has a working alky. no worries about that.
rusty_sunshine
Apr. 16th, 2006 05:45 am (UTC)
Yes, it definitely needs the IKEA couch. Shiny!
allthingsshiny
Apr. 16th, 2006 03:44 pm (UTC)
maybe once i figure out how much it's going to cost me to get the fitting redone for the oven. oh, and i put a half a tank of gas in the truck that i'm using right now - $35.

maybe at the end of the month.
chatrient
Apr. 17th, 2006 12:28 am (UTC)
Time to throw a theme party with a small cover charge such as:

Fund the Tool Belt Wearing Slave Party
or
The Red Couch Fund


allthingsshiny
Apr. 17th, 2006 11:56 pm (UTC)
that is a good idea.

however, i'm hesitant to throw a party until the house looks good. Catch 22?
(Anonymous)
Apr. 17th, 2006 03:44 am (UTC)
You need a totally handy-around-the-home Brendan/Frost!

Being poor most of my life...I can fix anything, & I work rather cheaply

;)
allthingsshiny
Apr. 17th, 2006 11:56 pm (UTC)
all it will cost me is the plane ticket, right?
ecc101
Apr. 18th, 2006 03:30 pm (UTC)
i say AC first. i used to live in Mo Val.... evil hot there in the summer. i dunno how you've gone without decent climate control. i like hot, but i like being able to go inside my nice cool place to escape said hot as well.
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