I can't figure out how to light the pilot light, and my ancient gas fixtures stick way out from the wall, meaning my oven is about eight inches from the wall. It looks just fucking awesome. really.
This house needs so much work i can't afford.
It needs new (non-carpet) floors.
It needs a dishwasher that cleans things in one cycle.
It needs the hole in the window frame fixed.
It needs a working a/c.
It needs a doorknob for the hall closet.
It needs the red couch from IKEA.
It needs an owner that has half a clue what she's doing.