In a perfect example of how my whole night - not just at work, but the whole fucking night - went, I managed to get bit by an unconscious dog at work.

Hello, Western Medical Center, no Keflex please, thanks.

And then the nurse touched my hair. why???

on a completely unrelated note ... why does everthing have to be so goddamned complicated? it all looks so simple from my point of view ...

and on another unrelated note, i start me new job tonight. hopefully it won't suck too much.